Okay, so I’m sitting at work between orders when my buddy points me to a website.  He said it’s all about cute little critters doing goofy things that are awesome and adorable at the same time.  So, I said, “Gee, I like cute and adorable, what website is it?”  and he says, “Double-ewe double-ewe double-ewe, dot, bla bla bla, dot com.” Yeah, like I’d actually tell you which url THAT was!  pshaw!  You know what I saw when I went there?  Cats!  Freakin cats!

Allergic-people-jumpin’-on, noo-noo’s-lickin-in-public, caterwauling-for-no-reason-cats.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know! I know! Everybody freakin’ LURVES cats!.

“Oooh, luk at MEH, I is kat! I can has retractble klaws! Meow Meow Meow Meow!”

Freakin’ tree-climbers think they’re so awesome. BAH! They are good for nothing but eating left over tuna and perforating leather furniture.

Now, if you want a REAL house friend, then you need to look into getting a bunny. Booh yeah! You think I can has cheezbooger is fun! You ain’t seen nothin’ yet! These little monsters over at DisapprovingRabbits.Com know what’s what and they ain’t afraid to let you know.

See, my OTHER friend showed the the bunny site.  He was all like, “Look, bunnies!”  and i was like “Hey!  Cool!  I know what I’m getting when I follow this link!”  Not like SOME links that lure you in with the promise of cute and then SMACK you upside your head with furious claw-swipey balls of feline death.  Boy howdy!  believe you me!

Bunnies are MUCH better, even if they do judge you to your very soul.

There’s even a book and everything! You can get mugs and shirts there’s merchandising, people! Buy it, or face the glares of a million discontented lagomoprhs. They will eat your head!