Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category

29
Apr

Congratulations JC!!

   Posted by: Gemini   in Movies

Woke up this morning and found out in my news feeds that JC Hutchins’ 7th Son saga has been optioned by Warner Bros for production.  This just seriously tickles me pink.  The podcasts were captivating and imaginative and I was always curious as to how they would turn out on the big screen.

Optioned is not a promise of production though.  We need to keep supporting Hutchins work if we want to see 7th Son brought to life on film.  I know once Personal Effects – Dark Arts comes out I’ll be ordering my copy, and I’m still anxiously awaiting my chance to buy 7th Son in novel form.

So our hats are off to you JC, and we look forward to more of your work.

28
Sep

This Week’s Trivia

   Posted by: Gemini   in Movies, Trivia

Last week’s question asked:

Of the films staring David Duchovny which came closest to spoofing his roll as Fox Mulder in the X-Files?

The answer was Evolution, which is probably one of my absolute favorite films when I need a corny pick me up comedy. Special thanks to jundar and Cynthia for for posting their answers and adding some extra trivia as well. Congratulations to everyone who answered correctly.

Your question this week is:

In what movie did Heath Ledger play a deceptive squire dancing to David Bowie?

1. 10 Things I Hate About You
2. A Knight’s Tale
3. Brokeback Mountain
4. The Brothers Grimm

There’s your trivia dose for the week. Think you have the answer, leave it in the comments. Remember, just because IMdB is available doesn’t mean you should use it.  :D   I’ll post the answer with next week’s question.

26
Sep

H is for Harry Potter

   Posted by: Gemini   in Books, Entertainment ABCs, Movies

By now the news of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince being pushed back until next summer has been received and raged at. The rumors of Radcliffe appearing nude in Deathly Hallows have been drooled over and mocked/enjoyed (no I won’t say which side I’m on for that rumor). And the loyal Potter fans make due with what is available to feed their lusts for all things Hogwarts.

I could go on for pages about the books and films, which would likely bore you all to tears. The fact that I am a happy fan girl of the HP universe still surprises me, as I attempted to avoid the books at all cost. It took a good friend, also a kindergarten teacher to tell me about the books and open my eyes to them. I still drug my feet and didn’t really get into it until I went to see Sorcerer’s Stone after having been awake for over 24 hours. Needless to say I didn’t understand what I was seeing so it was finally time to get the books.

The phrase, “instantly addicted” comes to mind, as I devoured the first book. Since the printing of book four, (Goblet of Fire), I’ve had every subsequent HP novel in my hands on the day of release. I’ve also had them taken from me so I would sleep and was handed tissues when I was crying (Thank gods for a tolerant husband).

JK Rowling created an enduring and endearing universe when she brought Harry Potter to life. The characters, even the owl Hedwig, strike notes of familiarity with many of the readers and everyone has their favorite (McGonagall) hero and most hated villain (Umbridge). What I enjoy most about Rowling’s work is that it inspired children and adults alike to read.

Many of the people who have grown up with, or just enjoyed, the books have moved on to something called “Twilight” but I’m sure their memories of Hogwarts and Quidditch will remain with them always. I know that the whimsically bound books have a place honor on my shelf, and I’m ready to get my hands on the Beetle the Bard book. I hope Rowling will continue to entertain us all through the ages with these timeless books.

Please share your thoughts and opinions about Harry and his world in the comments.

21
Sep

This Week’s Trivia

   Posted by: Gemini   in Movies, Trivia

Last week’s question asked:

What world renowned musician played Feyd-Rautha in 1984’s Dune?

The answer was Sting, and boy howdy did he do a steller job with the material he was given.  Special thanks to Tony and Ed for for posting their answers and giving me more reasons to see Manhunter. Congratulations to everyone who answered correctly.

Your question this week is:

Of the films staring David Duchovny which came closest to spoofing his roll as Fox Mulder in the X-Files?

1. Playing God
2. Zoolander
3. House of D
4. Evolution

There’s your trivia dose for the week. Think you have the answer, leave it in the comments. Remember, just because IMdB is available doesn’t mean you should use it.  :D   I’ll post the answer with next week’s question.

20
Sep

Hedwig – No, not the bird! The East German Rocker!!

   Posted by: FlippantMoniker   in Movies

Hedwig and the Angry Inch.  Who’s not heard of this movie, right?  it’s supposed to be one of the Anthem Movies of the Gay / Transsexual community.  And, from everything *I’d* heard about it, I was expecting something along the lines of the notorious Pink Flamingos or Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Or maybe a mishmash of the two..

Man, was I ever misled!

If you’ve not seen it, and your experience has been anything like mine, you’ve been told all about the significance of “The Angry Inch”  and you’re probably expecting a climactic, end-of-movie, expose shot where we are treated to a view of nasty, scarred, chopped-off dude-tube.  Well – thank ALL that is good and wholesome – we are spared that.  This movie is, in fact, quite compelling and interesting.  Moving, even.

In the beginning, I was hesitant – turned-off, even.  I wasn’t expecting a rock opera, and I was even less prepared for an awkward, washed-up artist rock opera.  Much LESS was I expecting a molestation-life-story, washed-up, awkward.. You get the idea.  I stuck through the opening scene, though, and am very glad I did.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch is the story of a (wo)man who’s life just .. sucked.  Left and right she’s made the wrong decision – trying to force herself into a mold that just never fit her.  She’s fighting through the story to take revenge on the man who broke her heart, while unwittingly dragging everyone around her through the bowels of Hell.

I couldn’t really pity her, though.  Because she’s making every decision that’s screwing her and everyone else over.  She’s doing it all to herself.  On the other hand, she always seems to fall right behind the eight ball at every turn.  From the very beginning, even as a little boy, she seemed pre-destined to a life of disappointment and yearning.  I loved her; I hated her.  And in the end, in a sort of happy-yet-sad way, (s)he got what was coming to her.  For better AND for worse.

Okay, I’ve just noticed that I’m jumping between Paranthetical and trans – gender references.  This is intentional, because throughout the movie, Hedwig is facing gender and sexuality issues.  To be blunt, Hedwig is not a man trying to be a woman, or a woman trapped in a man’s body.  Hedwig is a person who was ultimately tricked into being castrated and neutered.  I just don’t want to call hedwig “it”, because even though she’s a bitch, she did deserve better.

Anyway.  Fantastic movie.  Just enough emotion to open the eyes, and just enough comedy to keep the film from being depressing.  Andrea Martin, by the way, did a phenomenal job of being lovable, sleazy and uplifting all at the same time.  After the editors cuts, her part lost a LOT of it’s Mercutio quality, but she was still just a great counterpoint to the stress and drama of the movie.

As for the music.  DON’T  BE PUT OFF BY THE FIRST SONG!!!!  The rest are pretty damn cool.  They each tell a story while retaining a stand-alone quality.  Unlike so many musicals, where each song is almost too script-referential to add to your .mp3 playlist, each tune in Hedwig is self-contained and has plenty of meaning and significance in its own right.

Who can enjoy this movie?  Hmm.  I guess anyone with an open mind, really.  It’s a story – a drama, a romance, a comedy.  You don’t have to be into the whole “Transgender Thing” to appreciate it, but if you’re turned off by anything that’s not straight, narrow, conservative and “normal” then, well, you’ll wanna go ahead and avoid this one.

It’s about one messed up soul and the fight for love – love of another and love of the self.  And in the end, it’s found in one form or another.

That’s a great way to sum up this movie…

“In one form or another.”

Rating:

14
Sep

This Week’s Trivia

   Posted by: Gemini   in Movies, Trivia

Last week’s question asked:

Of the four films regarding Dr. Hannibal Lecter which did not start Anthony Hopkins?

The answer was Hannibal Rising.  Special thanks to Edward G. Talbot and Michelle for posting their answers and providing more on the original Lecter film Manhunter.  This is one I still need to see and considering I adore William Peterson it’s high time I do so. Congratulations to everyone who answered correctly.

Your question this week is:

What world renowned musician played Feyd-Rautha in 1984’s Dune?

1. Bono
2. Sting
3. Jon Bon Jovi
4. Freddie Mercury

There’s your trivia dose for the week. Think you have the answer, leave it in the comments. Remember, just because IMdB is available doesn’t mean you should use it.  :D   I’ll post the answer with next week’s question.

7
Sep

This Weeks Trivia

   Posted by: Gemini   in Movies, Trivia

Last week’s question asked:

What was the first feature length CGI film?

The answer was Toy Story.  Congratulations to everyone who answered correctly.

Your question this week is:

Of the four films regarding Dr. Hannibal Lecter which did not start Anthony Hopkins?

1. The Silence of the Lambs
2. Red Dragon
3. Hannibal
4. Hannibal Rising

There’s your trivia dose for the week. Think you have the answer, leave it in the comments. Remember, just because IMdB is available doesn’t mean you should use it.  :D   I’ll post the answer with next week’s question.

6
Sep

A Scanner Dorkly

   Posted by: FlippantMoniker   in Movies

The Perfect Movie for Keanu Reeves.  He doesn’t even have to emote!   Cause it was all rotoscoped for him.

It’s REALLY hard to talk about this flic without dropping spoilers.  So I’ma just go for it.

Read the rest of this entry »

5
Sep

The Librarian- quest for a brain

   Posted by: FlippantMoniker   in Movies

The movie begins on a dubious note.  On one hand, it’s a Harry Potter about a dude my age, which is cool.  On the other hand, he’s a ridiculous, impossible genius – under / overachiever.  The kind of guy I could never have been even if I HAD applied myself in high school.  Or crapped money enough to attend college for 12 years after graduating.

[The soundtrack is making me gag. I'm serious, I taste breakfast – from yesterday! ]

The bit part star cast seemed enticing at first, but it falls apart immediately.  When the bad guy first appears, it’s just like watching Paul Mua’dib in a weird .. d20 Modern game.

[My brother Darrel rolls a 13, but my other brother Darrel has a +2 to “shimmy out of sport jacket” skill]

I think The Librarian was one of the movies that NetFlix said I’d enjoy – based, apparently, on the fact that I said I enjoyed searing hot colonics and rusty needle acupuncture.  Ooh and Muzak.  Plinky, plinky muzak – and Pink Panther antics.  Because this is one of the stupidest –  most stupid … dumbest piece of crap.   Ever.

I can’t even begin to describe how terribly shitty this movie was.   But, I shall try anyway.

[ OH THANK GAWD the DVD froze!  Yes!   Whew!  Awesome!
Awe, CRAP!  It's back :(
And it's dead again! :)
And it's back again :(   ]

Okay, you know how in my CloverSuck review, I likened that piece of donkey droppings to  a mish-mash of all the things that once worked in scary movies?  Well, we get the same thing with this piece of slug excrement.  They took every sight gag, every cliché every cheap chuckle and crammed it all into one production.  Complete with ripped-off scenes and re-hashed puzzles.  Stupid!  Stupid!  Stupid!

[ Ooh look at that old rickety bride over a waterfall.  Dur Dur Dur!  Hat go on foot! Duuur! ]

Is this movie supposed to inspire dorky kids to get out more? Or, is it meant to inspire dumb kids to read more? Ooh!  Ooh! Or maybe, it’s meant to get grown ups to pry out our own eyeballs with bits of cactus.  I feel like I’m watching Spongebob.

[ So many rip-offs from Indiana Jones.. so many .. punchlines.. ]

I mean, I guess it could be a fun movie to sit down to with your less than socially adept children, were it not for the whole murder and soul-sucking scene in the end.  Oh, then there’s the “Guess what they’re doing in bed together now!” scene near the end.  And the ever popular “The hero has to poop” scene.

[The end.  Wow.. Reaching the closing credits was damn near orgasmic.  Am I a massochist now?]

I would like to find the writers for this one and.. well, pack them full of cactus and freshly zested lemons.  I know the blog is called Time Well Wasted, but – ladies and gentlemen – this movie is without a doubt a waste of time.  Not worth it.  This DVD belongs not in my DVD player, but in my microwave.

The ONLY reason I do not give this absolute bottom marks, is because it’s not offensive.  I was not offended.  Just very, very, very, very, VERY friggin annoyed.

Rating:

3
Sep

Reign of POOP

   Posted by: FlippantMoniker   in Movies

Okay, Reign of Fire.  Movie about dragons in the post apocalyptic world.  Yeah yeah yeah, I know, dragons are gonna be big bad, evil bla bla.  Some smart human’s gonna kill them all.. Bla Bla Bla.

I tried to watch this movie with the computer nearby so that I could take notes as it played.  But, 15 minutes into this cinematic laxative, I ran out of ram with which to make snide comments.

Dumb premise.  Lots of dumb people.  Lots of stupid mistakes.  Pretty good action.  Oooh, and it takes an American to figure out how to save the day.

Well, this would have been great as a pilot for some dragon-hunty TV show.  But, as a stand-alone movie, it was pretty lame and anticlimactic.

Rating: