18
Sep

G is for Goblins

   Posted by: Gemini   in Entertainment ABCs, Webcomics

The following is a guest post by Repentant Soul.

G is for Guest Post, G is for Goblins, G is for “Gosh, when is the next update?”

These words are commonly overheard from anyone who has found the gem of a webcomic called “Goblins: A life through their eyes.” For any who are a die hard gamer, have ever played any table top Dungeons and Dragons game, or known those that did; this story is for you. Let me be the first to state, that this is by far, hands down, one of the best and most enjoyable webcomics that is out there currently. Unfortunately, with popularity comes downfall. There are some drawbacks to it, which will be discussed as well.

We start the story with a young, low level paladin, on the run in a forest. We do not know what this character’s antagonist is, at least right off, however, our curiosity is soon satiated with the second strip and we find that goblins, those hated, low level nemeses of many an adventuring party, are the cause for all the hoo-hah.

The strip then goes forth to explain that goblins are people too. Though primarily used as NPCs (Non-Player Characters) and antagonist nuggets of experience points (XP), they have their own society, their own lives, and are just like you and me. That is, until a party arrives to “wipe out the evil” in the forest, namely, the goblins.

The trouble and hilarity ensues and without giving away too much of the story, eventually the party is beaten back, but not without substantial loss to the goblin population. The few that are left, vow to put an end to goblin suffering everywhere, and decide to become players/adventurers themselves.

I won’t go and give away any spoilers from this point on. The story progresses following the brave, intrepid party of goblin adventurers and forms really well written character concepts and ideas. The plots are well thought out and executed, and the artwork is really well done for a webcomic. Each story arc is followed through and segways well within the story. The humor is planned and delivered in such a way that a reader can often miss the innuendos if not paying attention.

So, yeah, read it. Love it. The strip starts in black and white, but soon switches over to full color panels. It’s a quick read, and quite enjoyable…. Until…..

Yeah… the downside now…

While the strip has progressed quite a ways now, the downside is, it takes FOR-FREAKING-EVER for it to update. Not sure if the artist and author is simply busy with life, just likes making sure that his content is that good, or just is.. well…. Slow.  He does write for another comic that seems to take most of his time, Tempts Fate 9. But, it just doesn’t really add up how long it takes the site to update with a new strip. On average, it’s about once every three weeks, though it has gone longer in the past. It’s annoying, it really is, and many of the readers would like to see nothing more than the full attention brought to the strip; however.. it is not to be.

Either way, the strip is well worth the read and check out, even if you don’t want to keep up with the slow-paced updates. The laughs that abound, and the jokes that are cracked, are sure to be enjoyed by anyone who has ever been opposite of… Goblins.

15
Sep

Reminder - Piggy Moto

   Posted by: Gemini   in Podcasting

Well folks, tonight is the full moon and that means we should have the very first episide of Piggy Moto.  Nick has worked his curly tail off on this one, and I’m willing to wager it sounds fantastic.  I hope you’ll give this new podcast a chance on your playlists and help support my co-writer’s show by giving it a listen.  You’ll even get to hear me….  eventually!  :D

Well Rats.  Just saw an update and this is delayed until Thursday.  Oh the sweet antici……

14
Sep

This Week’s Trivia

   Posted by: Gemini   in Movies, Trivia

Last week’s question asked:

Of the four films regarding Dr. Hannibal Lecter which did not start Anthony Hopkins?

The answer was Hannibal Rising.  Special thanks to Edward G. Talbot and Michelle for posting their answers and providing more on the original Lecter film Manhunter.  This is one I still need to see and considering I adore William Peterson it’s high time I do so. Congratulations to everyone who answered correctly.

Your question this week is:

What world renowned musician played Feyd-Rautha in 1984’s Dune?

1. Bono
2. Sting
3. Jon Bon Jovi
4. Freddie Mercury

There’s your trivia dose for the week. Think you have the answer, leave it in the comments. Remember, just because IMdB is available doesn’t mean you should use it.  :D  I’ll post the answer with next week’s question.

12
Sep

F is for Firebrand

   Posted by: Gemini   in Books, Entertainment ABCs

For fantasy genre readers the name Marion Zimmer Bradley is usually a familiar one. It may be known among the science fiction readers due to her popular Darkover series. Marion also helped introduce new authors to the world with the Sword and Sorceress anthology.  It was a tragic loss to the world of writing when she passed on, but she left her readers with many good books and good memories.

Of all of them, however, The Firebrand is a novel that escaped notice for many. It’s a personal favorite of mine, more so than the very well known Mists of Avalon.

Firebrand tells the story of Kassandra, the prophetess who was never to believed, and her part in the Fall of Troy. All the usual suspects are involved, Paris, Helen, Achilles, Hector, and more. The story that she wove took the classic Aegean Mythos and improved upon it.

Out of all the books she wrote, and the many I read, I do think this is one of her most well written and I hope you’ll find time to enjoy it yourself.  If you have enjoyed the book, please share why or name your favorite character/scene in the comments.  I love knowing how others feel about the things I enjoy.

In the meantime, happy reading!

11
Sep

excuses excuses

   Posted by: Gemini   in Site News

Sorry folks.  Madam Dumb Arse left her notebook work.  She’s taking LIVE calls tomorrow for the first time and didn’t even grab it on the way out.  She’s a little stressed.

Yeah I know I said new content today on Twitter.  See the above.  I’m totally stressing about tomorrow, and more concerned about disappointing my partner as we take our first calls.  I have a week left in training, and I’m looking for a few more content writers.  I am trying to keep this going, and I’m thinking once training is over things will get more lively around here.

In the meantime, if I could recomend a few things - Dark Knight, New World Orders and Piggy Moto.  Watch, listen, enjoy and I’ll get some real content up ASAP.  Thank you for you patience.

9
Sep

From the Arcives - New World Orders

   Posted by: Gemini   in From the Archives, Podcasting

Nick posted this one in June and I’ve finally tuned in.  This story is amazing and I’m on pins and needles waiting for the next part to drop.  You’ll get my review later, but for now, check out “You Gotta See This” in the sidebar and give a listen to New World Orders.  That is, unless, you want Samuel Tan ordering your death.

I don’t like political drama mumbo jumbo - presidents and spies and rich people who have too many rubber duckies for their own good. PLEH!

That having been said, I’m listening to Edward G. Talbot’s New World Orders I was a little leery at first, but this thing gripped REAL quick.. RIGHT inside the guts. So.. Yeah.

The world is all burnies- destroyed and stuff; there’s a huge conspiracy going on; and there’s JUST enough creative historical speculation to make me go: “HOLEY CARPTURDS! DOUBLE TEA EFF?!!”

I don’t really know where to begin describing the plot.. *thinks* Okay, you know all those global energy conspiracy theories? Well, they are really going on. Cold fusion, moon landing, oil embargos. they are real, and there is ONE man behind it all (well, a man and his group of cohorts). The world is going to end, they know how and pretty much when, and they are cashing in.

Well, enter the tabloid editor. He gets a weird call from some wormy N.A.S.A guy who puts a bug in his ear and gets his noodle going. And thus the ball starts rolling!

The pacing is comfortable, the scenes are quick enough to keep interest and intrigue brewing, and the writing is pretty durn tight! *squinty look* I don’t quite know what to make of the intro music.. and the outro music makes it sound like I’m wandering down 6th street in Austin on Friday Night. But the scene break sound *Pshooooom* it AWESOME!

There aren’t 5,000,000,000 characters to think about too, which I REALLY like. just a couple - good ones at that. there are a couple plot lines going on, and like I said, the pacing really makes it easy to follow along.

Now, THIS story isn’t finished yet, so you can still get in on it pretty close to the ground floor. There’s even some Audience input forums, so we can all take part. I started listening out of curiosity today, and I’ve not turned it off since. You better believe this one is going into my Subscribe list!

Anyway. I’ve blathered enough for now. Great stuff, well chosen narrative voice (imho), fun and talented performance- just great stuff. Check it out. get in on the ground floor. Listen and subscribe. tell your friends.

You KNOW how the world ends up.. The question is WTF HAPPENED?! Listen and find out!

Rating:

7
Sep

This Weeks Trivia

   Posted by: Gemini   in Movies, Trivia

Last week’s question asked:

What was the first feature length CGI film?

The answer was Toy Story.  Congratulations to everyone who answered correctly.

Your question this week is:

Of the four films regarding Dr. Hannibal Lecter which did not start Anthony Hopkins?

1. The Silence of the Lambs
2. Red Dragon
3. Hannibal
4. Hannibal Rising

There’s your trivia dose for the week. Think you have the answer, leave it in the comments. Remember, just because IMdB is available doesn’t mean you should use it.  :D  I’ll post the answer with next week’s question.

6
Sep

A Scanner Dorkly

   Posted by: FlippantMoniker   in Movies

The Perfect Movie for Keanu Reeves.  He doesn’t even have to emote!   Cause it was all rotoscoped for him.

It’s REALLY hard to talk about this flic without dropping spoilers.  So I’ma just go for it.

Read the rest of this entry »

5
Sep

The Librarian- quest for a brain

   Posted by: FlippantMoniker   in Movies

The movie begins on a dubious note.  On one hand, it’s a Harry Potter about a dude my age, which is cool.  On the other hand, he’s a ridiculous, impossible genius – under / overachiever.  The kind of guy I could never have been even if I HAD applied myself in high school.  Or crapped money enough to attend college for 12 years after graduating.

[The soundtrack is making me gag. I'm serious, I taste breakfast – from yesterday! ]

The bit part star cast seemed enticing at first, but it falls apart immediately.  When the bad guy first appears, it’s just like watching Paul Mua’dib in a weird .. d20 Modern game.

[My brother Darrel rolls a 13, but my other brother Darrel has a +2 to “shimmy out of sport jacket” skill]

I think The Librarian was one of the movies that NetFlix said I’d enjoy – based, apparently, on the fact that I said I enjoyed searing hot colonics and rusty needle acupuncture.  Ooh and Muzak.  Plinky, plinky muzak – and Pink Panther antics.  Because this is one of the stupidest –  most stupid … dumbest piece of crap.   Ever.

I can’t even begin to describe how terribly shitty this movie was.   But, I shall try anyway.

[ OH THANK GAWD the DVD froze!  Yes!   Whew!  Awesome!
Awe, CRAP!  It's back :(
And it's dead again! :)
And it's back again :(  ]

Okay, you know how in my CloverSuck review, I likened that piece of donkey droppings to  a mish-mash of all the things that once worked in scary movies?  Well, we get the same thing with this piece of slug excrement.  They took every sight gag, every cliché every cheap chuckle and crammed it all into one production.  Complete with ripped-off scenes and re-hashed puzzles.  Stupid!  Stupid!  Stupid!

[ Ooh look at that old rickety bride over a waterfall.  Dur Dur Dur!  Hat go on foot! Duuur! ]

Is this movie supposed to inspire dorky kids to get out more? Or, is it meant to inspire dumb kids to read more? Ooh!  Ooh! Or maybe, it’s meant to get grown ups to pry out our own eyeballs with bits of cactus.  I feel like I’m watching Spongebob.

[ So many rip-offs from Indiana Jones.. so many .. punchlines.. ]

I mean, I guess it could be a fun movie to sit down to with your less than socially adept children, were it not for the whole murder and soul-sucking scene in the end.  Oh, then there’s the “Guess what they’re doing in bed together now!” scene near the end.  And the ever popular “The hero has to poop” scene.

[The end.  Wow.. Reaching the closing credits was damn near orgasmic.  Am I a massochist now?]

I would like to find the writers for this one and.. well, pack them full of cactus and freshly zested lemons.  I know the blog is called Time Well Wasted, but – ladies and gentlemen – this movie is without a doubt a waste of time.  Not worth it.  This DVD belongs not in my DVD player, but in my microwave.

The ONLY reason I do not give this absolute bottom marks, is because it’s not offensive.  I was not offended.  Just very, very, very, very, VERY friggin annoyed.

Rating:

4
Sep

Quick Bite

   Posted by: Gemini   in Around the Interwebs

The ABCs fo Entertainment will be up when I get home from work, I left the draft there.

Right now, if you’re in desperate need of something entertaining you need to run over to AMC’s MonsterFest and check out the FDO’s comentary on Chucky.  Considering Seed of Chucky is the only one I’ve seen, I have to confess to having giggled my butt off.  But, since it’s from Scott Sigler, you know you’re in for a good read.

Back tonight with F is for Firebrand.