JC Hutchins just plain terrifies me at this point. The man is a marketing genius and as horrible as John Alpha might be, can he really be any worse than the other candidates?

John Alpha for President. You can read all about his blossoming campaign here and even pick up a free bumper sticker to show your support.

Don’t know who John Alpha is? Have you been living under a rock? Go listen to 7th Son. Shoo. Before the Devlen making me write …

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